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June 21, 2022

July 7, 2022 By Caleb Peng Leave a Comment

Hey, Calvary Fremont –

A joyful heart is good medicine… Proverbs 17:22

May the following Bulletin Bloopers, gleaned from church bulletins around America, put a smile on your face and laughter in your heart.

  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  • The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
  • The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.  All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
  • Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door.
  • The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
  • The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
  • Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  • Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
  • Smile at someone who is hard to love.  Say “hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
  • The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
  • The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
  • Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
  • The missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine: Name: Bertha Belch.  Announcement: “Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.”
  • Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.
  • Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
  • The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
  • Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm. – prayer and medication to follow.
  • Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
  • Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
  • Today’s Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.
  • The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
  • Ushers will eat latecomers.
  • Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
  • Thursday at 5 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers club. All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers please meet with the pastor in his study.
  • Let us pray for our unloved saved ones.
  • Men’s Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.
  • There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.
  • A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
  • This evening at 7pm there will be hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
  • The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Do you have any of your own?

Be blessed and stay healthy and follow Jesus – Pastor Tim

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